He doesn’t deserve to be punished for this… I hope he gets off lightly

I used to do that at parties. I’d find someone really drunk and say, “I don’t know why you picked me to say this, but we’re not real, you’re the only one that’s real, and we’re all afraid you’re about to wake up and we’ll all disappear.”

You’re taking a moral stand, call it a Mancott.

You’ve never seen a gay hobby horse?

No one ever falls out of the saddle, I don’t know why. Must all be great riders.

I tend to hope they were meaning getting accidentally fertilized chicks, which happens. I bet they could get a free cat or two while they’re there.

Ha, good one… the answer is always more smite.

People dumb enough to vote for trump deserve trump

This strikes me more as the raw hate of continuous war. If you’re american, read the later events of the civil war as it dragged on; the civility wore away and mass slaughter became the norm.

What happens if they see their shadows?

You are literally pumping hot outside.