26 points

The only crime here is this sodium grenade not being in my belly.

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Mmmmm high blood pressure

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14 points

I was on board until I saw “with cream cheese” on the cup.

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6 points

I don’t want to know what that poor cream cheese has been through in order to make it into that product.

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5 points

In fairness, cream + broth is pretty standard in cooking. It sounds gross but likely just adds body to the broth.

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I know a lot of soups with q creamy base, but I can’t think of any with noodles. I’m sure they exist, I just can’t think of them. But cream cheese is much thicker and has a specific flavor that isn’t what I would expect in soup.

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11 points

Just bought the breakfast ramen yesterday. It’s maple flavored with chunks of eggs and sausage. Not very good.

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5 points

Gotta say part of me is disappointed in you

But proud of your adventurous spirit too

As long as you didn’t expect to love it I think we’re OK

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3 points

That’s pretty much what my five minutes of research into this product revealed as well – the everything bagel version is apparently surprisingly tasty, but the sausage and egg version is not.

But let’s be honest: have you ever seen dried sausage in any instant product that actually works? As a child, I remember occasionally eating some sort this meatball soup that came as an instant powdered mix. And invariably, these pretend meat chunks always ended up tasting like cardboard and rubber and were obviously not very pleasant or satisfying.

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2 points

oh no

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ngl I feel like this might actually be good.

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5 points

If you can trust the reviews on various food blogs (which might be bought and paid for), it actually supposedly tastes pretty good, but I still find the idea rather revolting. I mean, powdered cream cheese? At least it’s a limited edition.

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7 points

If there was a god he’d be preparing to flood the Earth again.

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8 points

There is, but he is flooding it with Everything Bagel seasoning

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Jobu Tupaki.

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