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Why is it dripping down your leg? Are you hugging your garbage when you take it out?

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Why wouldn’t you hug the garbage, Mr. Zoidberg?

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First off, it’s Dr. I didn’t get a doctorate in art studies to be called Mr.

Second off, do you hug your food before you eat it?

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Only when the food asks to be hugged. …which it usually does. :P

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Now I actually wish lemmy had purchasable awards like reddit. At least the money would go to people I actually want to support

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Yes

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Some of the trash bags have kitchen waste in them. Sometimes, when I’m carrying them down the stairs, they touch my skin and the liquid (mostly water) starts dripping down my legs.

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My mom does when she prepares fish and stuff (the waste that comes from cleaning a fish is usually wet) . It’s common in my country.

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you guys have liquid in your trash bags?

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Are you suggesting I piss in the sink?

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cat food juices mainly for me… sometimes the tins break through the bag and it dribbles down the bag. other stuff I tend to dump in sink drain prior, yeah, the liquid thing never made sense to me tbh

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Why not give the cans a quick rinse? It’s fast, keeps the stanky away, and it’s better for the recycling processes (less chemicals used, less burning etc)?

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honestly never crossed my mind if I’m being honest

my kitties act like it’s the end of the world unless they get fed right this instance so most of the time I’m catering to them being a couple of assholes instead of worrying about that lol 😂

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we have separate bags for trash and recycle so technically not trash but same meaning I suppose

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Liquid as in water from the trash bags in the kitchen. Rarely happens tho.

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Especially in the compost one.

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I bring the entire garbage can with me. Not today, fermented mystery garbage juice.

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This post just made me not take out the trash. I’m not risking it. Maybe I’ll be stronger tomorrow.

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if you wait long enough, it will dry up! Good luck!

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I know my strengths well. I’ll let it collect for a week.

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Rookie numbers. Wait 1 year or more. That way you can use it as fertiliser/soil.

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You can do it! I have faith in you!

(Also resisting taking out the trash, um…because it’s drizzling and gloomy outside )

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You need to take out the trash more often

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