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Can I fashion a simple linux distro from various sticks and pebbles I find on the forest floor?

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You can, you’ll just have to come pile it up

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golf clap

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Roll a D20 for me please.

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You start assembling an assortment of sticks, leaves and a hollow bird bone, patching holes with moss that has already started to turn slightly yellow which you picked from the side of a tree. Somehow, your thoughts veer off and you begin to wonder if you could find a larger bone to turn into a flute.

When you look down again at your creation, you start to curse under your breath - you got distracted and manufactured a copy of Windows ME.

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Well, according to Dr. Stone, you probably can

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Everyone in this thread is missing that this is just a copy of the OS. OP said nothing about having a computer, or internet, or electricity.

I’ll take Windows 7 because it was still issued on DVD which would be useful as a signal mirror for getting rescued.

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Errrmmm. So is 11. I have tons. Never take them out if the packaging but I still has them.

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Oh, really? I thought they were distributing on USB drives these days. Are they OEM copies?

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They may be OEM. I don’t really recall. I just buy the cheapest Pros from my local computer shop.

I believe you can DvD, USB, or none. But don’t quote me on that.

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def win 7

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And that’s only because XP wasn’t a given option.

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Let’s not kid ourselves. Xp is extremely dated and 7 was the better OS

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Better in terms of features, absolutely. XP SP3 was a more stable OS. Only downside is lack of security updates, which wouldn’t matter much in the woods.

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Same applies to Vista despite being much closet to Windows 7 than XP.

But I bet it’s this way only because nobody gave a shit about Vista. I was the only person who gave a shit about it.

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Vista was hot garbage. That shit took ~1.5 GB of RAM to boot. In 2007. Total trash. Windows 7 was what Vista should have been. All of the features with less overhead.

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No question.

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I wouldn’t care either way because I doubt it’s connected to the internet out in the middle of the woods which is what would really limit what I could and would use a computer for in that situation.

Then again, if it uses Windows 11 it might get hotter and be able to keep me from freezing to death… 🤔

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Some low hanging fruit here (lol Apples) but Win 11 for surely my location and situation will be known afar.

Bonus edit: To the Wincopter! A subscriber is away from employ!

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I always keep a short length of single mode fiber optic cable with me when I’m hiking. If I get lost, I just bury it, and it less than an hour some idiot will show up in a backhoe and accidentally cut it in half.

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Ya got me. Literally peed myself at this

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It’s not my creation. I nearly peed myself the first time too. Glad you enjoyed it.

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