but stackoverflow how i fixy the brokey!

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Heh… but Javascript is so permissive you can just start writing psuedocode and it’ll probably be valid!

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eval('alert("Yep")')
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for(i=0;i<100;i++){
    console.log("Yep")
}

console.log("uh-huh")
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Like Dave from Storage Wars?

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“Uh huh.”

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And it will do… something.

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Perhaps more than one thing, who can know?

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const notThree = 1 + '2';

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People should be able to do this, at least for simple programs. We used to do it all the time.

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Everyone should be able to do a hello world without IDE

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Sorry bro, if you think JavaScript is difficult, then you’re just too weak.

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Hello World isn’t that difficult to write.

He never said it had to be a useful program.

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NP, dude. As someone who learned JavaScript in the dark ages, when IE had to be a consideration for everything you did, writing a JS program now is trivial.

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