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I expect this’ll be in nottheonion within 3 days

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Until then the onion is staying ahead of the curve (just)

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Maybe they try to be cellmates with him.

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A true patriot

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A real patriot would get 34 felony charges

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What a great initiative to whittle away the MAGAs.

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Of course I totally believed this before checking where I am lol

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Me too bruh, me too.

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You can eat one onion, as a treat.

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