Everybody loves Nubert.
I used to have a friend that did R&D at IBM back in the day. Apparently there was a double nubbin version that they considered at one point.
I never actually asked. We just made nipple jokes for 5 minutes.
If I were to guess, it was either a left and right side thing for left and right handed people, or a dual stick for 3 axis control.
Lefty here, the position of the nipple between the GHB keys is pretty convenient to reach with the left hand as well. I do know they made some mice that had a nipple instead of a scroll wheel which would allow for two-axis scrolling, so perhaps you’d assign one for document scrolling and one for cursor control.
Just hold it in one position and wait for the orgasm to cross the screen.
Me, gay, cave johnson voice: “what am I supposed to do with these?!”
(and no, suprisingly most guys I’ve been with have at best 0 interest in nipple play 😔)
I hate nipple play when sober. Bring on the alcohol and apparently I really get into it
