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lightning: "fuck this toilet in particular"(lemmy.world)

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ToastedRavioli@lemmy.world
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A regular shitstorm.

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bpalmerau@aussie.zone
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Angry upvote you brilliant bastard!

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andi@discuss.tchncs.de
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In germany we have a saying “der Blitz soll dich beim scheissen treffen”, which roughly translates to “may lighting strike you while you’re on the shitter”.

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qyron@lemmy.pt
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That’s a very original way to wish for someone’s demise.

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Lordbaum@mander.xyz
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Where in Germany? I never have heard of this saying

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Sailing7@lemmy.ml
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Northern Bavaria, near border to Hessen reporting in. I know this sentence.

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MrBakedBeansOnToast@lemmy.world
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Hessen confirms

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andi@discuss.tchncs.de
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You can definitely hear that one in Bavaria. I just assumed that it’s widely known.

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Huschke@programming.dev
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Austrian here. I also know that one.

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WtfEvenIsExistence@reddthat.com
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robocall@lemmy.world
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Does electricity have enough fiber in its diet?

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candyman337@sh.itjust.works
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How does something like that even happen

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Rodeo@lemmy.ca
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Well first you take a picture of lightning hitting a building. Then you put it next to a picture of an exploded toilet.

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ItDoBeHowItDoBe@lemmy.world
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The text is referencing the toilet, so at least there could be something connected there.

这不马桶- this is not a toilet. 干了什么- what did you do.

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makkurokurosuke@lemmy.world
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这个马桶 this toilet 干了什么 what did it do

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CluckN@lemmy.world
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Sideways clouds cause sideways thunder.

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instamat@lemmy.world
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What does it do to lightning?

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imasnyper@lemmy.ca
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Physics 'n stuff

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metallic_substance@lemmy.world
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Well… it doesn’t. This is clearly mega fake.

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accesslog@lemmy.one
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The lightning happened in Singapore and no, it didn’t hit the toilet.

Edit: https://www.channelnewsasia.com/singapore/lightning-bolt-strikes-hdb-block-queenstown-strathmore-safety-2649961

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candyman337@sh.itjust.works
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Thanks for the real info friend

Also very interesting about the rolling sphere method, never knew that was a thing

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balls_expert@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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The unholy chipotle order

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CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world
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Holy shit 😯

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Querk [they/them]@discuss.tchncs.de
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It better be. After all, it was blessed by the Almighty.

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Zacryon@feddit.de
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Thy shit was holy indeed.

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