119 points

Aragorn wouldn’t mind how many trips it took you and would never question your masculinity, identity or worth as a person for it.

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I shop at Costco, not even Aragorn, son of Arathorn, could bring all that bulk deliciousness in at once.

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50 points

Share the load

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20 points

Fellowship of the Cart

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2 points

Sometimes it takes an army of the dead, if you want to bring home toilet paper, paper towels, detergent, and a rotisserie chicken home in one go.

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It’s weird, because that would be true for almost anything else, but for some reason Aragorn really cares about the groceries thing.

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4 points

aragorn would walk to the store daily and carry the items in his rucksack.

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32 points

Take as many trips as it takes. Those 3 minutes don’t matter. You’re just going to use them on Lemmy, anyways. Don’t strain yourself and don’t risk dropping anything. We’re all getting older and minor injuries take forever to heal now and if you throw your neck or shoulder out say goodbye to that stuff you wanted to get done this weekend.

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15 points

My state banned bags, so if you forgot to bring your reusable, your SOL. And it’s a non issue with those huge reusable bags, no longer do you have a dozen plastic strapping with knife like force cutting into your fingers.

Although I would love to see someone carry a dozen of those cheap paper bags in one trip.

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14 points

Real men bring their own large tote bag and don’t have to worry about carting 15 tiny plastic bags

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2 points

A tote bag? A real man uses a duffel bag.

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9 points

A REAL man uses MOLLE, large tactical rucksacks with PALS loops in place to attach any extra bags

Urban camo or black only, please, with flag patches affixed to every possible velcro surface

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4 points

Fool, a man bothers not with bags, packages or any sort of vessel. For his hands have enough fingers to hold each fruit, each spaghetto and each grain of rice, and evey liquid from milk to bleach, without bottle, without mixing them and without a drop lost. If your hands cannot do that, they’re the hands of a woman.

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13 points

While we’re on the toxic masculinity train - can you really call yourself a man if you brought the groceries home by car? I doubt it, tbh.

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2 points

That’s why I rely on good ol’ Bill to get my vittles home.

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