Corrected headline: Three crazy guys say stupid shit that no one should pay attention to
I can only speak for myself but my boner puddle is barely an inconvenience.
Honestly masturbating to them was the longest most uncomfortable session of my life but the most worth it
This is some elementary-school level shenanigans
Well now I have masturbated over to them too, what are they gonna do about THAT?
Edit: fixed English
Masturbating over someone makes me think of the last few minutes of a lot of porn where the man/woman is down on their knees waiting for the money shot.
Honestly, a pretty funny mental imagine with these 3 involved.
Why wouldn’t you want to go to heaven. You’ll get to hang out with these guys.