I did that once, fuckin never again.

How do you think we got the job?

A senior police officer, on condition of anonymity, said it was very suspicious that the suspects waited to arrive at the police holdings cells before they could turn into cats.

Obviously they had used it prior to being arrested and were waiting for their power to replenish, or, they’re actually shape shifting cats and the human form can only be held for a certain period of time before they have to go back toncat form…

Orrr they needed yo be in the police station to gain access to something…

This cop is fucking useless.

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A homeless guy with a bad ass gang of dogs!

Isn’t this a set up to a joke?

He looks like he’d have some dirty as fuck but insanely insightful wisdom to share.

Go outside and punch a tree!