This is from genius comedian and artist Cris Shapan. Unfortunately, the only way to see his work in any large amount is on Facebook. For those of us who still have legitimate reasons to be there, though, it makes it a little bit more fun.

Cris also works in the entertainment industry as a graphic designer and animator. He what the graphic designer for Baskets and Barry.

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That is one cursed child. Also… Weenus!

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I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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Reminds me of “my first vape” and “happy hour playset” from Adam Padilla

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Reminds me of cursed toy ideas Corridor Crew came up some time ago when they’re learning ai and turned it into skits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8HcjAgmwBA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOqQJK8qvjs

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https://www.piped.video/watch?v=tOqQJK8qvjs

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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this is a parody right? right?

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First of all…. No fucking shit

Second of all, first result from Google: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/my-first-vape-toy/

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That’s like the opposite of transglutaminase, aka meat glue.

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Mm! Transglutaminase! It’s the glue that holds your multi-cow steak together while you grill it!

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It feels like the meat industry is run by a cabal of vegans who thought they could make us change by being horrible enough, but eventually gave up hope and just want to fuck with and poison us now.

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note to self: the snark knows too much

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There’s nothing poison about transglutaminases. They are naturally-occurring enzymes and they’re inside your own body. You wouldn’t stop bleeding when cut without them.

It’s just gross that they use it to glue meat from multiple animals together to make it look like it all came from one animal.

Similarly- pink slime. Edible, just disgusting.

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This cannot be tolerated, even under Eisenhower.

I suddenly want to insert this into my everyday life

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Are you a stupid fuck like me? I initially thought this was a legit ad.

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Given the amount of atrocious products released through the years, it was quite credible.

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If you don’t read the small text, it’s believable that this is from a horrifying time in the past when nobody knew any better.

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