I drove my Chevy to the Levys’, but the Levys were dry.

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You should have said “Bye bye, Dad from American Pie”

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Tom Wopat and John Schneider were there too, but they were just getting drunk and complaining about having grey hair.

The good ol’ boys were drinking whiskey and rye, saying “this’ll be the day that I dye.”

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That’s a good old pun, I have a tear in my eye,

And I’m laughing so hard I might die

I’m laughing so hard I might die

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Very dad, except I can’t tell this to my kid because they have no idea who the hell Eugene Levy is.

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Count Floyd says, “Booo! Scary!!!”

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I hate you. So much.

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