245 points

This is how this conversation would go with my wife and I:

“Oh god! You’re finally awake!!! Babe, you’ve been asleep for two years!!!”

“What are you talking about?”

“Look how long you’ve been gone!”

“Everything looks exactly the same as when I went to sleep.”

“No it isn’t! Look at my hair!”

“Oh, did you get a haircut? It looks nice.”

I’m not good with details.

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Same with me. Her hair suddenly was half as long - I didn’t notice.

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My wife dyed her hair a totally different color and she got mad that I didn’t say anything for a few days. Because I honestly didn’t realize she did.

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half as long

🤔

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She really had long hair - did still look long to me after a lot was cut off.

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198 points

“Ok but can I at least have 10 more minutes?”

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Wow, you got em with that 2003 throwback.

God damn we’re old.

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With the newgrounds link as well ❤️

Of course they’re all on YouTube nowadays

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154 points

I can see why he married her.

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73 points

I hope I’m lucky enough to marry a woman like her one day.

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I hope I’m lucky enough to marry a woman like her one day.

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13 points

I hope I’m lucky enough to get a girlfriend

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95 points

That was a good twist

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“Then why am I still tired? Clearly I need a few more years of sleep.”

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