245 points
This is how this conversation would go with my wife and I:
“Oh god! You’re finally awake!!! Babe, you’ve been asleep for two years!!!”
“What are you talking about?”
“Look how long you’ve been gone!”
“Everything looks exactly the same as when I went to sleep.”
“No it isn’t! Look at my hair!”
“Oh, did you get a haircut? It looks nice.”
I’m not good with details.
26 points
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6 points
4 points
198 points
“Ok but can I at least have 10 more minutes?”
154 points
I can see why he married her.
73 points
24 points
13 points
95 points
That was a good twist
37 points
“Then why am I still tired? Clearly I need a few more years of sleep.”