My condolences to his family, that must have been a horrifying experience and I’m sorry for their loss. Human moment out of the way, I almost thought this was an Onion article. That headline is hysterical.
If we don’t truly die until we’re forgotten by the living, he’s gonna live a long time as the ancestor that passed away at the hands of cheese wheels.
He’s going to haunt those hallowed cheese halls. Some one bust out the Luigi board.
https://lemmy.world/c/nottheonion
I didn’t find a Not the Cheese and Onion community though
“Parmesan, sir? Just say when…” -The Olive Garden Waiter
Me:
Best wishes to his family. At home, drawers and other furniture tragically crushes babies once every two weeks in the U.S. If you have small children, as part of your baby/childproofing, buy and use anti-tip or furniture straps to prevent this kind of thing happening.
As for occupational hazards, this is a stark reminder of the risk behind storing large amounts of anything, including grain silo entrapment, flammable material storage, and even the Beirut explosion. I can legitimately say that manufacturing flour is perhaps the most dangerous food to produce at mass scale. As for weight, ss soon as over 100lbs/50kg goes over your head, make sure you have sufficient structural stability in your shelf.
Not the Dragonborn…
I imagine this is to Italians as dying gloriously in battle is for vikings. He went to the great kitchen in the sky.
