Most recently? My wife was wfh and out of the kindness of my heart I brought her a coke. She was on a zoom call with her entire team. I was pantsless.
Why would I share it here? I don’t want to be embarrassed again.
I was reading porn on my grandma’s laptop cause I was bored at a holiday get together.
Laptop battery died but I’m old so I’m not used to laptops saving your data when powered off.
I plugged the laptop in and went about my day. 20 minutes later all I hear is “what are you doing looking at this kind of smut?”
Luckily I was halfway out the front door to go smoke when I heard it so I was able to play it off like I didn’t.
Grandma doesn’t hug me the same…
My friend and I had finished a long day at university and we were slowly walking towards the bus stop. We saw our bus but neither of us were willing to run so it left without us. We waited in line behind a dozen other students because this bus stop services 3 bus routes, the other two would take longer for us to get home so we never use them. We chatted and after a few minutes waiting I turn around and see the line behind us was over 30 people. A few minutes later our bus came and we patiently waited for the passengers to get off, we chatted some more. A couple minutes pass and the bus is empty but the line wasn’t moving. Then we stood there as the bus with the front door open slowly drove pass with a confused driver staring out at a line of 50+ people waiting in the cold. I than realised we were the first in line for that bus and everyone was waiting for us. I whispered to my friend that I didn’t care how long it would take but we are going to take the other bus home today.
Reading Atlas Shrugged, liking it, and supporting Ron Paul.
Nah I actually meant to say Ron Paul but Rand was apparently on the mind lol.
