ā¦I didnāt notice which community it wasā¦ Forehead fully on desk. Well done.
Dammit. Got too hung up on scoffing at the āmore churches than casinosā line to even expect the pun setup.
Ehh, thatās probably true. I think there are about 500 churches and around 150 casinos. Lots of people live there.
It depends what you count as a casino. I grew up in Las Vegas and thereās slot machines in most grocery stores and gas stations. Also the airport has slot machines. If that counts as a casino then thereās hundreds if not thousands.
Iāve never been to Vegas, but Iāve heard more than one person express surprise at how much more city there is besides the casino strip? No idea if thatād make up for the casino density on the strip
There are the BIG casinos, which only take up a finite space, but there are also little casinos pretty much everywhere you look. Even gas stations will have slot machines. Thatās true of most of nevada, tbh.
Not just Nevada, any state that legalizes VLTs soon becomes plagued by VLTs (slots by any other name are still slots) put into every existing building. Gas stations, bars, strip clubs, convenience stores, etc, everyone gets slots/VLTs. Bonus is that any empty building gets purchased and filled with them since nothing but gambling survives despite the surroundings. Illinois is my main example here as my home state, I canāt spit without hitting a slot machine itās ridiculous
You gotta watch that Brother Alvin thoughā¦
This is the longest, most elaborate dad joke I have ever seen. It has the strength of a thousand dads.
Someone backed into this punchline, lolā¦
āYooo, āchip monksā is hilariousā¦ How can I make this into a joke?ā
