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And if they could collect such an impressive amount of chips that they would be able to form hills of them and then work between them in the valley…
…they could be called The Chippendales.
So what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. I’m out.

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This is the longest, most elaborate dad joke I have ever seen. It has the strength of a thousand dads.

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Someone backed into this punchline, lol…

“Yooo, ‘chip monks’ is hilarious… How can I make this into a joke?”

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Isn’t it the case for all dad’s joke ?

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Sure, but that one took a lot of work to get there lol

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Next thing you know, those monks will start working in ships

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But how many ships would a ship monk monk if a ship monk could monk ships?

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