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Reminds me, I drive a school bus part-time and my bus has a malfunctioning sensor in the transmission and so on the screen on the dashboard it says “CHECK TRANS”. So every morning I’m like looks down at crotch “yup, still trans!”

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Now I am completely unsure whether to call this a dad joke.

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Dad jokes are for everyone!

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Torque reduction planetary gears ready to take extreme loads whilst nicely ribbed and lubed for your pleasure.

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I love a nice thick spline shaft in my tight bore

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angular momentum on the fly intensifies

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The literal fly on the flywheel clings on for dear life, intensifyingly so.

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I’m ready for the trans mission, but are you ready for the transistor?

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Does it have a trans sister?

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I prefer my trans sister to be twisted

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lol holy shit that was really funny!

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Fully Automatic Trans Mission?

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Fully semi automatic.

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