For example, drilling or enlarging a hole can be boring, but fixing two pieces of metal together is often riveting.

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Warning…probably an uncle joke…

I used to play in a orchestra until I popped my g-string while fingering a minor…

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I may of also blown the f-hole on another piece …

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Tryna strike a chord

and it’s probably A minoooor

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I saw that coming a mile away.

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Working as a crane operator can be really a uplifting job!

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Polishing a mirror is a job I can see myself doing.

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Most people are shocked when they find out how incompetent I am with electrical work.

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I don’t know, it got me down quite often too

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You know what they say, what comes up must go down.

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Hanging sheetrock is screwing in every position imaginable, in every room of the house.

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and if you’ve done your job well, there’s mud in all the cracks

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And you never know, driving truck may put you down in the dumps.

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