96 points

I sent emails for 8 months to a person named Chris that started “Hi Chairs,” and they never noticed.

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102 points

Maybe they were just too polite to mention it.

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39 points

I think it’s a good instinct to assume the best of people but let me assure you there is nothing polite about Chairs.

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14 points

If it were me, I’d give a chuckle every time I saw it.

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I had a job for about a year, where among other things I was making the requests to our physical document storage supplier. They are amazingly incompetent. And one thing they did is, early on, they were calling me David, while my first name is Daniel. I didn’t say anything, wanting to note how long before they’d realize their mistake. They never did.

Of course, my name is the signature of all my emails.

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4 points

People frequently misspell my name. Even though they’ve just had to correctly spell my name to get the email to me in the first place. Is it not even an uncommon name, it’s like being unable to spell Paul.

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1 point

Damn Canadians!

Source: I’m Canadian.

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44 points

I have a chain of email with mechanical engineers, subject: “welded butt plug”

We’re talking about a butt welded plug. At this point I think nobody wants to be the one to change the subject.

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3 points

When I change a subject I always put (was: old subject)

I would hope any who change that subject to follow that style

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32 points

Chairs would never stand for that.

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17 points

He’d sit down and take it though

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2 points

I did the same - my bosses first name is Dean. There were many emails starting with “Hi Dead”

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35 points

Had to read it twice to understand why it was here.

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15 points

I would just assume it was bad autocorrect.

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Hmm, I don’t do any intro if I remotely know the person. My emails look like this:

Subject: General topic + call to action

Brief introduction to problem, ideally one sentence. A call to action, like getting some info or whatever.

Extra details if needed, which is pretty rare. Two to three sentences max.

Thanks,
my name
relevant other info like title

No intro, that’s available in the email header. Just don’t put in filler…

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Good for you. The tweet is just a joke though.

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10 points

What’s the change? Looks standard to me.

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