137 points

I know Anons are dumb, but are they voting for Nigel Farage dumb?

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36 points

Surely you know better than to ask that, Satan

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30 points

Anon has an American flag next to their post. They aren’t really Bri’ish

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2 points

no way 😱

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28 points

They’re so dumb that they’re doing it ironically

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26 points

Well of course! Facism is the solution to an overbearing government, right?

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10 points

Well the fact that they’re bigots helps them stomach it

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4 points

Which is worse, Thatcher or Farage?

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10 points

Thatcher, may she burn in hell, was far better than Farage. She at least had significant political skill, and an actual plan for the UK.

Farage is a grifter of Trump’s mindset, but a few more braincells.

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4 points

If he actually wins Clapton then I think we should wall the entire region off, because clearly there’s some kind of mind altering contaminant in the water.

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8 points

Thatcher’s thangs were thangin’ though.

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48 points

American flag checks out.

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45 points

Oi! Where’s your greentext permit?

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Oi! where’s your carpet permit?

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This reminds me of how Brits were always totally obsessed with all the regulations that the unelected EU bureaucrats were supposedly inflicting on us all the time, and then you’d go to France and see kids diving off a high-board into a shallow pool contaminated with battery acid with absolutely no lifeguards to be seen, and generally no-one seems to give a shit.

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12 points

Yeah but you can’t wear boxer style trunks otherwise they will shout at you. They have weird priorities over there

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4 points

Lol

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6 points

Not all of France is like Paris, and the Seine is not a pool. (Plus, battery acid would probably count as a good attempt to clean it up, not as contamination.)

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6 points

French people let their dogs shit absolutely everywhere and nobody cares. That was the really surprising thing for me.

Paris is beautiful but you better keep an eye on where you’re stepping.

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35 points

This reads like a satire of those greentexts that satirize the knife laws in Britain.

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19 points

It definitely reads like it was written by an American.

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