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Republicans cutting funding to NASA because rockets are “satanic devil worship” and “are arousing to females (biological) and homosexual men because they’re phallic in nature” in T-minus 10…

(Spoiler: they were gonna defund NASA anyway)

Edit: also, just a reminder that space and space accessories actually make a lot of money for the US and push technological progress, which is why American politicians don’t like NASA; it’s a successful and profitable government program.

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  • T-1 NASA
  • T0 NASA?
  • T+1 SATAN
  • T+2 NTATAS
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TS+1 SANTAS

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Relevant XKCD : https://xkcd.com/2559/

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I dumbest thing is some people actually believe it

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I believe it.

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NASA was originally ANAL with an extra ass, that’s why they say ‘L’ minus before ‘blast off’.

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L minus would be “bast off”, not blast off. Sounds like a turkey cooking competition. BASTE OFF - Round One!

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Stop giving Republicans ideas.

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This is already well established flat earther bollocks

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Tomorrow the headlines are going to be “House republicans introduce bill to ban outer space”.

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