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that should end in a question mark, not a period…

best not to make simple gramattical mistakes when rubbing someone’s face in your having been right

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gramattical

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Hooray. Finally, someone got the joke.

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You mean Google it then go to the 10th page to find a sketchy site with an article that agrees with you?

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What is this GIF from? It’s a perfect representation of my comment hahaha

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You’re right

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A cake with a message written on it in pink text that says “DID IT HURT? when I told you to SearXNG IT and I was right.” The cake is decorated with swirls of white frosting and colorful sprinkles around the edges.

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Five years ago this was valid. Hell even two years ago.

Today… You’re most likely to get a bullshit sales pitch disguised as a blog that doesn’t actually answer any question you asked but has one word in it from your question sentence.

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There is one correct result and 60 million repost trying to grift.

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God, this is so infuriatingly true. A few months ago I searched for info on types of spiders in my province, because I wanted to learn more about my many housemates. All of the top links were SEO blog spam that were clearly duplicate pages rebranded for different keywords (something that Google’s algorithm used to penalize but apparently no longer gives a shit about). I know this because, no, black widows are not fucking native to Manitoba, Canada.

Not to mention that goddamn annoying way of writing that SEO blog spam uses where they are so obviously reaching for long tail keywords. My job used to involve some of this stuff back when the search engines pretended to care about good content - when you were at least nominally rewarded with page rank for content that read like it was written by a person with a soul. Now it’s just a wasteland of mechanical prose. There’s still good stuff being said out there, but good like finding it with a search engine.

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Sorry my dude, but according to this they are.

There are two species of black widow spider in Canada: the western black widow found in parts of BC through to Manitoba (mostly restricted to areas close to the southern Canada-U.S. border) and the northern black widow in southern and eastern Ontario. On occasion, black widow spiders occur outside of their ranges by hitching a ride on produce such as grapes.

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Well, crap. Now I’m going to be irrationally afraid of a run-in with an illusive grape-riding Black Widow.

I did know about foreign spiders hitching a ride on produce. I just didn’t know that these dudes could take root in our cold wasteland. Nonetheless, thanks for the link!

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I’ve found best search results with either DDG or Startpage, no ads, (probably) more private than Google.

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People are having successes with Brave as well.

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The only thing I can applaud brave for is that they at least try to have their own web index.

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If someone gave me a cake every time I got something wrong I’d be dead.

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Google en passant

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Holy shit!

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With this comment posted, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created.

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