I always wished this would be on the 1.st setup startpage of every home router. ever. It would make me very happy

10/10 would follow.

Welcome to the internet
Have a look around
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
We’ve got mountains of content
Some better, some worse
If none of it’s of interest to you, you’d be the first

No, please, no.

Can you tell me where the chocolate factory is