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It would be hard to focus if our floors were built from mashed potatoes.(lemmy.world)

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JohnnyCache@lemmy.one
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Maybe they’re calm BECAUSE the floor is food. My next meal is 10 miles away.

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TheBenCommandments@infosec.pub
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Here I thought they were forced to stand around in their own shit

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Chloé 🥕@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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that heavily depends on the farm

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RickAstleyfounddead@lemy.lol
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Cows aren’t solely feeded grass

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tacosanonymous@lemm.ee
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How do I force someone to change their username?

Edit: thanks for coming, everyone. We’ll be here all week.

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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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Ask @SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world. They originally went by “Charlie”.

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SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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Why don’t you tell the class what you did to make me change it?

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Fermion@feddit.nl
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Anyone who has let cows out to pasture for the first time in spring knows that this is not always the case.

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TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works
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It’s literally the cutest expression of joy

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