52 points
Beat someone to death with it while storming your country’s top government building trying to overthrow said government.
Just add some treason/insurrection on top.
50 points
We already had that in the US. Turns out, not as illegal as you might think.
1 point
27 points
How are we ranking legality? Is it severity of punishment, or financial cost of the crime?
14 points
Yeah, you could smash a decent number of business windows with a sock full of 100 pennies. Then, when police get there, you could really get into those upper scores! /j
17 points
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5 points
21 points
Write a note on it and use that note to rob a bank. That’ll give you more time than killing someone.
2 points
19 points
Thinking outside the box? That’s a beating
9 points
7 points
17 points
How’d they afford the sock?
8 points
3 points
