19 points

Thinking outside the box? That’s a beating

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9 points

One dollar bill? Believe or not, straight to a beating.

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We have the best beatings in the world, because of dollar bills.

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2 points

100 pennies is easily 100 federal bribes!

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use a stack of the pennies to replace a big fuse in a important location.

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7 points

Use a stack of pennies to derail a train full of chemicals.

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17 points

How’d they afford the sock?

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You know how you end up with socks that don’t have a mate?

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3 points

By holding the penny stick in your had for reinforcement and beat someone for a sock.

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2 points

from the streets

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27 points

How are we ranking legality? Is it severity of punishment, or financial cost of the crime?

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5 points

Yes.

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Yeah, you could smash a decent number of business windows with a sock full of 100 pennies. Then, when police get there, you could really get into those upper scores! /j

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This only works if you are a white male.

If you’re a Black male you wouldn’t get to the high score cause the cop would just shoot you.

Unless the high score is the punishment of death without trial.

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