Thinking outside the box? That’s a beating
100 pennies is easily 100 federal bribes!
use a stack of the pennies to replace a big fuse in a important location.
How’d they afford the sock?
How are we ranking legality? Is it severity of punishment, or financial cost of the crime?
Yeah, you could smash a decent number of business windows with a sock full of 100 pennies. Then, when police get there, you could really get into those upper scores! /j