Buglefingers

Me: Staring at a renishaw and two wenzel CMMs

CMMs: Do nothing

Me: Seems about right

I know! It seemingly shouldn’t be too hard of a choice. Who the Fuck would trust a career politician!?

/J (because scarily, it’s needed)

Tomorrow, on Day 4, the Birthday party will end. Though I’ve just been told they have prepared celebrations for my unbirthday. I fear there is no God.

I don’t get it. Why start that conversation with the person to begin with if you don’t like them?

What is going on? Or Why is it going on? For this is what we shall ponder

Shaving assistant Pro+

Place your head onto the gripper and see the top of your head! Never miss a spot, always look fresh, have the shine the sun envys!

That gets a stamp of approval

A small rock!

What are people supposed to use if not Q-tips? I’m actually wondering cause I use Q-tips after every shower

Edit: I’ve been informed and read up at bit on it (thank you for the links too). I may also need to look into an ENT Dr. Now haha. So long good feeling of Q-tips

I recognized that scene immediately but didn’t know it was called the “cosmic bit flip”