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Can we please settle this fight once and for all?

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We’ve had centuries of conflict, so someone has to ask…

Can’t you and @Jesus_Christ@hilariouschaos.com find some way to just get along?

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Jesus_Christ@hilariouschaos.com
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Hey What’s up you rang? Oh wait…

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Satan@hilariouschaos.comM
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Well, we meet again dear old friend…

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Again ??? What do you mean again ? I’m constantly going back and forth with you over the phone (Which jee thanks for always giving me Mariah who puts me on hold on purpose. Real mature) going over end of life, beginning of soul or torment paperwork with you, like.Every.Single.Day

Cats out of the bag now I guess. Darn, I had a feeling you’d figure this out but I wasn’t sure.

I guess OP, my dear child, what exactly would you like us to settle here or provide clarity on for you ? I know the good evil thing but anything in specific coming to mind at all?

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Maybe I’m getting you two confused with religions that claim to know you both very well. According to them I either follow the (their?) rules and am befriended by one of you, or I’m doomed to be on the wrong end of an eternal BSDM session with the other. What’s a poor mortal to think?

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So, yet you say you “love” your children, but now you want them to explain themselves ?

Hold on,

Aren’t you All knowing ?

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