49 points
So he paid big money for a pornstar he’d never seen before? Sure.
4 points
31 points
I mean, he’s always lying, so the answer must be yes, but if you told me this was true about him I would have believed you
19 points
I feel like his lie would actually be that he jerks it all the time when in reality, he can’t even get hard.
5 points
23 points
It’s not hard to believe that he’s too lazy to jerk off.
20 points
Theres 2 kinds of men in the world, those that beat their dick from time to time and fucking liars.
19 points
Ah yes, the “world” of masturbation.