49 points

So he paid big money for a pornstar he’d never seen before? Sure.

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4 points

Based on her recent testimony, it’s believable. According to her they met at a business conference and she sought him out to pitch an idea. It doesn’t seem like he went out of his way to seek her out or contact her out of the blue.

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31 points

I mean, he’s always lying, so the answer must be yes, but if you told me this was true about him I would have believed you

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I feel like his lie would actually be that he jerks it all the time when in reality, he can’t even get hard.

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5 points

If the rumor that he’s on so much medication he’s shitting himself is true then it seems likely he can’t get it up either.

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23 points

It’s not hard to believe that he’s too lazy to jerk off.

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20 points

Theres 2 kinds of men in the world, those that beat their dick from time to time and fucking liars.

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19 points

Ah yes, the “world” of masturbation.

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