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That girl is getting that guy a gym membership and a new stylist.

I have no doubt that if I showed this to.my wife she’d be like…

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125 points

He didn’t have to edit in defined abs, but he went above and beyond the call.

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New hair too

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32 points

He specifically asked for that

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I mean, he literally had to edit in some torso, so I don’t think he went above and beyond when it wasn’t extra work…

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43 points

I mean, this looks like a slam dunk win to me. Guy looks way hotter in a crop top.

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I don’t want to be too mean to the chick or come off as racist(she is white right?) but I think she has literal slant eyes like maybe at a ten degree angle

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If you have to start a sentence with “I don’t want to be racist but…” That’s probably a thought you should keep to yourself if you don’t want people to think you’re racist

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I can’t say I care that much I just was hoping to point to it as a something wrong with her face, so abliest over racist I guess but that doesn’t sound good iether

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What about that picture indicates she’s disabled? Why say something that is solely to point out some random persons perceived flaws? How did you think anything you’ve written in these comments was pertinent/contributed to anything? The fact that you thought you were being either racist or ableist with your comments and decided to post them anyway is mind boggling

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8 points

It’s her makeup and artifact correction making it look that way. It even gave her a bit of a squared jaw.

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“a bit”!? I’m pretty sure she starred in The Tick…

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If Emily Deschanel and The Tick had a baby…

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3 points

Underrated show of the millennium

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I snorted when I read this and my coffee got blown out my nose all over everything but also inhaled back via my nose and I was having a rough time. In short this nearly killed me

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Looks like a Real Doll

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Wow. That sure is a comment.

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33 points

If you don’t want to be mean or racist, then shut up maybe? Why do you people always have to type out your mean shit and click send?

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Because I thought coming across as racist or mean would be unlikely, maybe it would have looked better to not try and use that defence

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7 points

Not to be an asshole, but you sir are an idiot

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22 points

whats wrong with a tucked in shirt ?

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7 points

Thats what old people do!

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7 points

it looks smart tho :-(

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6 points

Perhaps the young bro wants to play the fool

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