folks you heard it here first, getting married is cringe

What a toxic person for real though

Fellas, is it gay to love your wife

Nothing is gayer than heterosexuality.

That’s actually a quote from Nick Fuentes.

Is it gay to have emotions?

guy starts crying because hes overwhelmed by his wife walking down the aisle. she starts crying because she realizes he just became gay. he cries even harder because now shes crying. then they call off the wedding and both go get gay married instead

tragic story, happens all the time

This sounds like the plot to a good Oglaf comic strip.

You can have my Oglaf bookmark when you pry it from my warm, sticky hands.

a man marrying a woman is probably the gayest thing a guy could do, tbh

truly heterosexual gentlemen simply rock with their fellow dudes until they are bags of bones

She was obviously talking about a boywife

That’s because he’s mourning the death of his freedom.

Amirite fellas?

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