ACTIVATE ORDER K.K.K.
President Biden, our analysts have found that you have significant support down in Dallas. Perhaps we should schedule a trip there to rally them?
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It’s finally her turn
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What To Do About Biden?
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Since we already have an anarchist and a “communist” assassinate a president, what leftist ideology would the third one have? I’m thinking some weird terminally online maoism
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They’re definitely looking for somebody new. A new somebody, or, Newsom, if you will.
I thought Joanna would be an uncontroversial choice, but it sounds like there is a growing consensus to run her second cousin Gavin instead.
Are they really related? I shouldn’t be surprised that we have multiple Amy Schumer style nepo babies, but I am.
