47 points

It’s finally her turn

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32 points

The ring perceived…its time had come!

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18 points

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26 points

My liver can’t handle a 2016 repeat.

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33 points

If Hillary loses to Trump twice, she’s flying a plane into a school

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if she promises to fly it into Harvard I would actually vote for trump

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45 points

Jill Biden could make or break President Biden’s campaign. She says she’s all in.

inb4 they nominate Jill Biden instead. She seems to be the one controlling him half the time anyway.

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24 points

That would be the wrong replacement Biden. We all know Hunter is the only logical choice.

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Here’s how we end the war on drugs and legalize sex work.

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10 points

True progress.

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13 points

The beat a felon, run a felon!

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It’s the only thing that makes sense anymore.

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19 points

I understand if she wants to be his caregiver. I get it. I would do it for a spouse if I was married to them for decades.

She doesn’t need to be our caregiver, however.

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I’ve always seen her as a CIA handler.

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This is the plot of the last two seasons of House of Cards lol

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43 points
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Kamala Harris could win this election

This is just about the only thing I am certain will not happen. Like, Biden would need to die between beating Trump and actually winning the electoral college. That itself is unlikely because it is predicated upon Biden not only surviving to November, but also beating Trump. But even if Biden died during this particular window, the electors are not going to just settle on Kamala Harris lmao

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It would be peak American if our first woman president was universally hated and only got elected because a stubborn white man refuses to step down and dies in office.

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It’s unlikely Kamala Harris will ever be elected president, she’s not electable as shown by her primary performance where she dropped out after polls showed her losing to Andrew Yang (holy shit that must’ve stung) in her home state where she was the sitting senator.

But at the same time I don’t think Biden has another four years left, and Trump has plenty of time left to fuck up his own campaign. So in the end, this woman is probably gonna be the president at some point if Biden eeks out a win

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40 points

What To Do About Biden?

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13 points

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6 points

Since we already have an anarchist and a “communist” assassinate a president, what leftist ideology would the third one have? I’m thinking some weird terminally online maoism

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7 points

Dirtbag leftist

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2 points

patsoc

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2 points

The dolphin one but only if they use a dolphin shaped bomb for it

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They’re definitely looking for somebody new. A new somebody, or, Newsom, if you will.

I thought Joanna would be an uncontroversial choice, but it sounds like there is a growing consensus to run her second cousin Gavin instead.

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Are they really related? I shouldn’t be surprised that we have multiple Amy Schumer style nepo babies, but I am.

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19 points

Are they really related?

Yep. Also . . . 😬

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California’s nobility lol

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