you can’t just post an obvious rhyme and not tell us the wrong alternative

Colbie callait is somewhere feeling far less bubbly all the sudden

Moses
supposes
His toeses
Are roses
But Moses
supposes
Erroneously

For Moses
He knowses
His toeses
Aren’t roses
As Moses
supposes
His toeses
To be!

The first example that my brain came up with was definitely Popsicle Toes, and not any children’s song :P

Oh noes!