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The Onion, allow me to introduce you to The Beaverton.

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Let me shoot back and I’m game

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It is imperative that Biden writes a message from the office of the president that he will “shoot trump on stage during the next debate. “

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That probably wouldn’t be an official act. Instead, he should order Kamala to do it (communicating with the VP is a core duty) and then pardon her when she does (pardons are a core duty). There, everyone is immune and the entire scheme cannot be questioned or referenced for evidence except for impeachment.

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You guys are alright. Don’t go to 5th Avenue tomorrow.

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Unclear if this is a parody.

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The Beaverton is a Canadian satire news site. It’s a maple flavoured onion.

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No they’ve given up and are just reporting the news of late.

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That’s the saddest thing. When a satire rag has to go straight. 🙃

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