74 points

Is it still considered “eating the onion” if the story is reality?

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As onion articles becoming like a Handbook for reality, its just a glimpse into the future…

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46 points

Unclear if this is a parody.

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15 points

The Beaverton is a Canadian satire news site. It’s a maple flavoured onion.

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9 points

No they’ve given up and are just reporting the news of late.

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6 points

That’s the saddest thing. When a satire rag has to go straight. 🙃

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31 points

🤞Himself🤞 Please oh please.

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7 points

I don’t normally advocate violence, but how much would we pay to see this? I think we could probably clear the national debt

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17 points

It is imperative that Biden writes a message from the office of the president that he will “shoot trump on stage during the next debate. “

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That probably wouldn’t be an official act. Instead, he should order Kamala to do it (communicating with the VP is a core duty) and then pardon her when she does (pardons are a core duty). There, everyone is immune and the entire scheme cannot be questioned or referenced for evidence except for impeachment.

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11 points

Let me shoot back and I’m game

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