7 points
It completely missed him. Second shooter theory anyone?
4 points
I can do that without moving closer to the screen
1 point
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His brain is in heaven and his wild nude body is in hell
0 points
The man with the hot dogs looked right at me and said, “holy shit, that bullet was meant for me.”
2 points
His head went flying off and as it flew it was saying all the names of the state capitals. That was his final gift to the country he loved.
1 point
The state he ended with gets to give us our monarch. I hope he didn’t end with Albany
0 points
I genuinely lol’d. Thank you
-9 points
Works and is clever, but down voted because morbid.
