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The article conveniently fails to mention whether it was sharp (extremely unlikely, the cheap steel used for these can’t really hold an edge), and even more conveniently crops out the tip of the “blade” so we can’t even see if it was pointed (also extremely unlikely, toys like this almost always have blunted tips).

This isn’t a weapon, it’s a toy. Sure, you could hurt someone with it, just like you could hurt someone with a baseball bat.

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I reckon the police wanted to bust him for some other reason. The Master Sword was just their excuse.

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32 points

Before he obtains the tri-force of power and becomes unstoppable.

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19 points

Police has that discretion and it is ripe for abuse.

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That why there is the advice to “only do one crime at a time” I guess!

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3 points

I’m sure chief detective Ganon had a perfectly good reason. :)

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2 points

His real crime was “Walking down the street whilst looking working class”.

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Washington Post had a better picture: https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2024/07/04/zelda-master-sword-jail-nuneaton/

I’m guessing it’s pretty much a letter opener. From a read, letter openers count, and many people are mocking the idea of a letter opener being included in such a ban.

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The blade was only 6 inches that’s a master dagger at best lmao

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Four months in prison for getting caught on CCTV fidgeting with a sheathed letter opener

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The handle is just 4cm or about 1.5 inches, so a grown man can’t even hold it in his hand properly, it is clearly a kids toy. He may have used for role playing, although he called it a fidget toy?

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7 points

But beware of the master claymore

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6 points

That’s called a Biggoron sword

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dammit i said the same thing independently, but you were first by 12 hours. hats off to you, sir !

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victim surcharge of £154.

WHAT VICTIM??? The article says nothing of him doing anything to others. To my knowledge he didn’t attack anyone. There’s no victim!

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He is the victim. It’s a charge on him.

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Soooooo, either he should get the money, as the victim, or the charge is basically police charging victims money for being victims.

…I feel like I’m missing something here.

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This “victim surcharge” would be termed court cost or court fee in the US.

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Victims of every crime that has one.
It’s a fund for paying compensation to victims of crime and £154 is just what you have to pay to it if you get jailed for 6 months or below.

So when someone does commit a crime that has a payout to a victim, it doesn’t matter if they have money or not as it comes from the fund to the victim first.
Kinda like… If you got hit with an extra vehicle/traffic insurance bill every time you get a speeding ticket or get caught driving drunk, even if you didn’t cause an accident.

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Oh, ok. Thats a far better description than the other guy said of just “court costs”.

I would say that America needs something like that, but, I just can’t see the money ACTUALLY going to victims. I see some policeman, or politician, or whomever, pocketing it if they tried that here.

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Good feckin point!

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I don’t know if this is the same but Sweden have a thing where you pay into a fund that helps victims of crimes. When a criminal gets convicted and has to pay a victim money, the state takes money out of the fund and pay the victim and then the fund tries to get the money from the criminal. This way it doesn’t become the victims problem that the criminal can’t pay.

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Four months of prison? It sounds like the man is disconnected from reality but hardly a real threat to society.

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Seriously. I’ve seen letter openers more threatening than that “sword”. Was it dumb? Sure. Does he deserve a slap the wrist, absolutely. But prison?? No way. What the actual fuck?

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The stupid thing is that the UK is literally running out of prison spaces currently so that we are considering letting long term prisioners out on licence early to free up room.

Yet apparently this man needs to have his life turned upsidedown in order to occupy one of those spaces for four months.

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The cells are probably crammed full of cosplayers, student protestors and journalists. Remember that massive ruckus and manhunt for thee guy who was wandering around in a gimp suit making people feel uncomfortable?

“Our prisons have never been safer!”

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It’s OK though because as soon as the prison guards turn their backs on him he will immediately escape on an eight inch paraglider.

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12 points

gotta throw the book at him to get the numbers up so they look better when it comes to ignoring serious crime.

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Draconian laws do be like that.

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With a bit more self-awareness, Bray could have avoided contact with us completely.”

With a shred of brain matter, Sgt Spellman and the bastards he works with, could have not pursued such a ridiculous “crime”.

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This is not a ridiculous crime, that guy is dumb af and dangerous.

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This is a bot account folks.

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True, I’d still give them partial credit for the dumb statement.

Law says you can’t carry a knife bigger than 3 in. He carries a knife twice that size.

Does he carry concealed in his pocket?

No, He’s walking around carrying it openly pretending he’s a blade master, oh sorry that’s he claims it’s a fidget toy.

4 months in jail seems a bit excessive, but when the law says don’t carry a weapon and you carry a weapon…

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Bot, or just a troll? Been seeing a lot of them recently.

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