2 points
I hate when I think I just have to pee but it turns out I also need to vomit too.
Indeed. Moreover, I can piss without shitting if I wish, but to shit without pissing? That is a rare gift.
5 points
I don’t take my phone to the toilet. Just finish my business and be back fast.
5 points
Yeah but at least now you know your shampoo is pH balanced and made with sodium lauroyl methyl isethionate
1 point
why am I laughing so hard