I’ll start. In my family, no one can get away with grammatical or spelling misstakes.

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Stealing the poop knife

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Fucker. Keep your hands off my poop knife.

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Having dreams or being understood.

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Treating mental health issues, because they apparently don’t exist.

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having needs

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“You don’t need glasses/braces/a new toothbrush (!?), you’re just being dramatic!”

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“There’s nothing wrong with you. Shut up or I’ll give you something to complain about.”

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Dad?

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Not saying I’m from a conservative Muslim family with extreme emphasis on shame but if anyone knew I date people my head would be mounted on a pole

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Ah man. I grew up in an Evangelical Christian family, specifically Independent Fundamental Baptist. The most conservative of conservative Christians. The kind of Baptists who think Southern Baptists are “liberal”. I remember when I had my first girlfriend in High school and my parents thought I might maybe possibly have had sex one time. I had not. At least not at that point. They Flipped. Their. Shit.

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