I’ll start. In my family, no one can get away with grammatical or spelling misstakes.
having needs
“You don’t need glasses/braces/a new toothbrush (!?), you’re just being dramatic!”
“There’s nothing wrong with you. Shut up or I’ll give you something to complain about.”
Are we related?
Not taking shoes off at the door
Not saying I’m from a conservative Muslim family with extreme emphasis on shame but if anyone knew I date people my head would be mounted on a pole
Ah man. I grew up in an Evangelical Christian family, specifically Independent Fundamental Baptist. The most conservative of conservative Christians. The kind of Baptists who think Southern Baptists are “liberal”. I remember when I had my first girlfriend in High school and my parents thought I might maybe possibly have had sex one time. I had not. At least not at that point. They Flipped. Their. Shit.
Can’t tell if the spelling misstakes are engagement bait or just a sad irony.