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You guys don’t use fireworks at new years?

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Yes, but it’s generally professional shows or just a few at midnight. On the fourth it’s like half the neighborhood setting them off from dusk to 11ish.

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half the neighborhood setting them off from dusk to 11ish

I live in a state where, as far as I can tell, anyone can get any amount of explosives of any lethality. So this holiday runs from late June into early August every year.

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Totally opposite where I’m at, way more fireworks on New Year’s every year than I’ve ever seen on the Fourth

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5 points

Lol Los Angeles would very much like to disagree

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5 points

OK, but aren’t there still like 100x more on the fourth?

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17 points

“Inflammable means flammable? What a country!”

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What do you call something that isn’t flammable?

uninflammable…

Lulz

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Found out today two neighbors had injuries or damage from other people. Teens shot fireworks at one guy, and another had her window shattered we hope from a firework and not a stray bullet. God damn I hate that holiday.

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are these numbers a sum from like 30 years? or made up? because they seem unbelievably high to be yearly averages

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https://www.cpsc.gov/Safety-Education/Safety-Education-Centers/Fireworks

For 2023, CPSC received reports of eight deaths and an estimated 9,700 injuries involving fireworks. Out of the eight deaths, five were associated with firework misuse, two with a device malfunction, and one involves unknown circumstances.

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I’m actually more amazed at how sparklers were represented there. Compared to m80s and turbo tubes, they’re so benign

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People think they are safer because they do not explode, they just sparkle!

And they give them to kids and drunk people who run around wildly with them.

They do not realize that sparklers are basically sticks of shitty thermite, burning at 2000 F.

If you had a candle or even a piece of kindling set on fire, and were waving it around willy nilly and bumped into someone, it’d hurt for a bit, but you could probably treat it with cold water, a minor burn.

Two fucking thousand degrees?

Different story.

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As someone who shoots professionally, these numbers feel low to me. The stupid shit I see every day folks do makes me wonder how they’re still legal without a license

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Yeah, let your grasses dry a bit more so there isnt any lameass smoldering. We want a full blown fire boys /s

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