60 points

I mean MAGA hat is way cheaper and isn’t inheritantly a giant killing machine

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The movement itself is, but the hat itself technically won’t kill you.

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Well, it could cause you to die, but that’s more of an affiliation thing.

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15 points

I’m misogynistic and want women to be subservient to me! Why can’t I find true love?!

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4 points

That is probably a pretty big market.

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There are plenty of women who want to be subservient.

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3 points

It kills giants!? Someone call Thor!

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19 points

I don’t know… seems expensive. In my experience, my face is more than enough and I got that for free.

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No king your face is not as effective as the truck it has 100% to a face rate is 50% at best

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2 points

Really? Maybe the problem was my personality all along…

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1 point

No the effect you can self criticism means you r good on that department and i know some ugly mtf with shit personality have more more relationships then they should I think it’s confidence my friend

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I saw one in person for the first time yesterday. I didn’t think it was possible, but it is even uglier in person. I had to look at the driver to see what kind of person would buy that and to see if he felt shameful.

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6 points

So what did the driver look like?

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3 points

He looked lost and overwhelmed by the discussion that his family in the car was having.

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0 points

We saw one in person last week and couldn’t stop laughing at how ridiculous it looked.

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9 points

It’s not supposed to look like that up close reality is just glitching and showing the far away model at every view distance

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9 points

We’ve had the pocket protector for decades.

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Calculator wristwatches

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