65 points
*

When they kick down your door, how you gonna come?

With you hands on your head, or on 175 lbs of tannerine and wood screws?

permalink
report
reply
29 points

* kick at your front door
how you gonna come
wi’ your hands on your head

FTFY

For the unfamiliar

permalink
report
parent
reply
12 points

We appreciate the correction

permalink
report
parent
reply
11 points

🎶🎶🎶

🔫

🎶

permalink
report
parent
reply
30 points

Does a booby-trap that only responds to lethal force technically pass the Katko test?

permalink
report
reply
19 points

What is the katko test… I’m afraid to look it up? 14 watch lists is plenty

permalink
report
parent
reply
29 points

A famous legal case defining what is and isn’t allowed for defense of property, specifically about lethal booby traps to stop trespassing. It basically says that you can’t use lethal force to defend property using booby traps as they are indiscriminate and therefore cannot determine if certain criteria (i.e. reasonable fear for your life) are met.

permalink
report
parent
reply
31 points

… because Katko used a mousetrap and a shotgun shell to blow a dude’s leg off. Over some antique jars.

It’s one of those cases where the jury immediately knows a line has been crossed and just needs to hash out how far back.

permalink
report
parent
reply
6 points

Thanks for the context, I thought the “Katko test” might be a funni/memey reference. TIL! Happy Cake Day!

permalink
report
parent
reply
18 points

On reflection, the real question is whether you’re home at the time, since that makes it the castle doctrine instead of “defense of property.” At which point you’re free to go full Home Alone a la Last Crusade. The penitent doorkicker kneels! bzzZZZzzzt

permalink
report
parent
reply
8 points

Yesh. When do I get to shlap my shon for blashphemy? Sho exshited aboit my shcenes.

permalink
report
parent
reply
5 points

What’d the five fingers say to the face? SHLAP!

What’d Boris’s face say to those five fingers? Achoo.

permalink
report
parent
reply
7 points

At which point you’re free to go full Home Alone a la Last Crusade.

Stop stop I can only get so erect

permalink
report
parent
reply
4 points

i think the technicality here is that it would be akin to negligent manslaughter at best. Since self defense wouldn’t really apply.

permalink
report
parent
reply
24 points

Boris is going to get you killed.

permalink
report
reply
19 points

aside from the fact that this would probably completely total your home, and kill your neighbors dog through an act of god.

This is a great idea.

permalink
report
reply
7 points

User name checks out, there is a significant chance Boris will kill time itself.

permalink
report
parent
reply
17 points

Boris the undefeated!

permalink
report
reply

NonCredibleDefense

!noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works

Create post

A community for your defence shitposting needs

Rules

1. Be nice

Do not make personal attacks against each other, call for violence against anyone, or intentionally antagonize people in the comment sections.

2. Explain incorrect defense articles and takes

If you want to post a non-credible take, it must be from a “credible” source (news article, politician, or military leader) and must have a comment laying out exactly why it’s non-credible. Random twitter and YouTube comments belong in the Low Hanging Fruit thread.

3. Content must be relevant

Posts must be about military hardware or international security/defense. This is not the page to fawn over Youtube personalities, simp over political leaders, or discuss other areas of international policy.

4. No racism / hatespeech

No slurs. No advocating for the killing of people or insulting them based on physical, religious, or ideological traits.

5. No politics

We don’t care if you’re Republican, Democrat, Socialist, Stalinist, Baathist, or some other hot mess. Leave it at the door. This applies to comments as well.

6. No seriousposting

We don’t want your uncut war footage, fundraisers, credible news articles, or other such things. The world is already serious enough as it is.

7. No classified material

Classified information is off limits regardless of how “open source” and “easy to find” it is.

8. Source artwork

If you use somebody’s art in your post or as your post, the OP must provide a direct link to the art’s source in the comment section, or a good reason why this was not possible (such as the artist deleting their account). The source should be a place that the artist themselves uploaded the art. A booru is not a source. A watermark is not a source.

9. No low-effort posts

No egregiously low effort posts. These include Social media screenshots with a title punchline / no punchline, recent (after the start of the Ukraine War) reposts, simple reaction & template memes, and images with the punchline in the title. Put these in weekly Low effort thread instead.

10. Don't get us banned

No brigading or harassing other communities. Do not post memes with a “haha people that I hate died… haha” punchline or violating the sh.itjust.works rules (below). This includes content illegal in Canada.


Join our Matrix chatroom


Other communities you may be interested in


Banner made by u/Fertility18

Community stats

  • 5K

    Monthly active users

  • 1.3K

    Posts

  • 16K

    Comments