28 points
I receive the same absolutely dumbfounded look every time. Like she can’t believe how someone walking up the stairs isn’t the biggest news of the decade
18 points
19 points
“This time it’s either an axe murderer or someone with a whole bag of treats, I know it!”
5 points
11 points
Bark when the noise is inside then.
4 points
I always look where ever my dog is looking when he barks at something, before tell him to hush
2 points
Ha ha. Dogs can’t spell.
