600 comments and about 90% are βIβm gonna try this for a promotion ππβ or βJustβ¦ Wowβ¦ The world is fuckedβ redditors are truly as gullible as the facebook boomers
If this was somehow real theyre still going to find out hes a straight white male victim guy in like a day tops
Yea theyβll have to wait like 12 hours before somebody whoβs this much of a pathetic loser does something stupid and commits a fireball offense.
Then he gets asked to invite his boyfriend to the company holiday party, finds a fake boyfriend, falls in love through some hijinks, and lives happily ever after.
So I pretended to be gay at a job interview, and now everyoneβs asking to meet my boyfriend at the holiday party.
I got one of my friends to pretend to be my boyfriend
Everyone loves him, heβs a hit
We kiss in front of them (as per our agreement)
Kissing him felt good, whatβs happening to me?
A few months later, he tells me that he likes me and wants us to be a real relationship
Well, guess Iβm actually gay now
I said I voted for hillary in job and they gave it to me for supporting democracy. π₯Ή
I think being a straight white Male just makes me undesirable in a place like Toronto.
Truly the most oppressed demographic
Honestly they were probably relieved that they could safely lowball him instead of paying the non-political rate.