600 comments and about 90% are β€œI’m gonna try this for a promotion πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œβ€ or β€œJust… Wow… The world is fucked” redditors are truly as gullible as the facebook boomers

38 points

If this was somehow real theyre still going to find out hes a straight white male victim guy in like a day tops

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17 points

not a lot they can do about that though

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19 points

Yea they’ll have to wait like 12 hours before somebody who’s this much of a pathetic loser does something stupid and commits a fireball offense.

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19 points

Fireball offense takes out the whole office and rehires everyone

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The employee

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Then he gets asked to invite his boyfriend to the company holiday party, finds a fake boyfriend, falls in love through some hijinks, and lives happily ever after.

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52 points

So I pretended to be gay at a job interview, and now everyone’s asking to meet my boyfriend at the holiday party.

I got one of my friends to pretend to be my boyfriend

Everyone loves him, he’s a hit

We kiss in front of them (as per our agreement)

Kissing him felt good, what’s happening to me?

A few months later, he tells me that he likes me and wants us to be a real relationship

Well, guess I’m actually gay now

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30 points

An early 2000s romcom in an alternate universe where positive attitudes on homosexuality where mainstreamed a lot sooner.

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Kind of like β€˜The Proposal’ if Sandra Bullock played a gay woman

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29 points

I said I voted for hillary in job and they gave it to me for supporting democracy. πŸ₯Ή

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11 points

Shit I gotta stop hiding how much i love democracy, and tell my boss I’m a communist

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69 points

I think being a straight white Male just makes me undesirable in a place like Toronto.

Truly the most oppressed demographic

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37 points

The persecution complex here probably does tbh. Everytime you meet these people it oozes out of every pore.

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35 points

Honestly they were probably relieved that they could safely lowball him instead of paying the non-political rate.

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