600 comments and about 90% are βIβm gonna try this for a promotion ππβ or βJustβ¦ Wowβ¦ The world is fuckedβ redditors are truly as gullible as the facebook boomers
I think being a straight white Male just makes me undesirable in a place like Toronto.
Truly the most oppressed demographic
Then he gets asked to invite his boyfriend to the company holiday party, finds a fake boyfriend, falls in love through some hijinks, and lives happily ever after.
So I pretended to be gay at a job interview, and now everyoneβs asking to meet my boyfriend at the holiday party.
I got one of my friends to pretend to be my boyfriend
Everyone loves him, heβs a hit
We kiss in front of them (as per our agreement)
Kissing him felt good, whatβs happening to me?
A few months later, he tells me that he likes me and wants us to be a real relationship
Well, guess Iβm actually gay now
The level of rage bait on reddit is exactly as bad as Facebook but redditors also simultaneously consider themselves the smartest people in the room and literally superior to people who use other apps.
The other day there was a post about how somebody loved their daily ritual of earing a bunch of bacon with a coworker at their desk everyday but then they got a new hire who was a black women and also probablly a muslim who complained about it and everybody in thenoffice agreed she was an annoying buzzkill.
Not one single comment pointing out it was a victim fantasy of a 14 year old boy.
Dude is gay as hell. Admitting that youβre gay is one the gayest things you can do.
If this was somehow real theyre still going to find out hes a straight white male victim guy in like a day tops
Yea theyβll have to wait like 12 hours before somebody whoβs this much of a pathetic loser does something stupid and commits a fireball offense.