Bake a dozen cookies
Sit down and eat a couple by myself alone in my home
Hell yea these cookies are delicious
Happy for the rest of the day
That’s assuming they’re delicious, if I’d baked then I’d also be crying.
Baking is a lot more straightforward then cooking in my experience. Follow the recipe exactly and you’re good. Its when folks are like, “Oh I’m out of butter I’ll just use margarine it’ll be fine” that shit gets fucky. Cooking though? You can do a lot on vibes there and be fine.
What gets me in the kitchen is ingredients having different prep times, preparation steps, and containers. I have a small kitchen… It becomes pure chaos and not worth the effort very quickly.
Baking is a science. Cooking is art.
You wanna double the bacon in a BLT? Go for it.
You wanna double the flour in your muffins? Hope you like rocks.
He doesn’t have a girlfriend because he doesn’t count calories yet insists his hypothetical gf must.
I’ve just had a brilliant idea for a recipe site.
ASMR (or even alternative reality?) active participation cooking instructions. You could be cooking with Julia Chiles or Emrila in your kitchen… Or your grandma
real
I missed the word “pretend” and got really confused at first.
I need the herb you are smoking.